this is not my beautiful house

I do nt text well

I do nt text well

I like to wing it, but due to excessive experience with last-minute shopping etc., I make phone shopping lists sometimes. Usually I defy them – leave my phone in the car or at home or so deep in my purse that it might as well be in the car or at home – but this time, since guests were arriving as I screeched into the No Frills parking lot, I brought my phone with me and gave it a whirl. This is what my birthday-party-shopping-list looked like, courtesy of auto-correct. Also, I forgot the candles.

whippEt Cream
Ice Team
Dori toes
Pizza great
Plea

Your Name, here

Your Name, here

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