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Things about working from home

Things about working from home

I only like funny lists. I don’t like the ones that tell you all the things you need to do. Even if it’s picking up something important that you know you’re going to forget and will have to go back to the store/post office/salon/saloon for. But I like this list. It’s from my old blog.

Things about working from home when your work is writing a blog while looking for work:

  1. You appreciate the small things in life like cashews, bath bombs, and wine shooters

  2. You make an effort to keep in touch with practically everyone you’ve ever met

  3. You answer the house telephone every time it rings

  4. If it weren’t for the expense, you would most certainly get the ducts cleaned

  5. You make your bed as a preventative measure

  6. You alternate between wearing hoodies and practically nothing

  7. You consider getting another dog because yours sometimes hides on you

  8. You start writing in second-person pov because it feels like company

  9. You develop a fondness for each of the fish

  10. You make lists

Misfortune cookies

Misfortune cookies

Stupid things I’ve heard people say

Stupid things I’ve heard people say