Yjrtrd s storm coming today and all the colours are out as are all the possibilities
Come closer I’ll tell you what’s up
Is Optimism Real?
What about rhetorical questions?
Why I Hate Spiders – The Movie
If I edited this for swearing there’d be nothing left so brace yourselves, those little fuckers are everywhere
Giving Up The Ghosts
I’m not sure what that means exactly or even remotely but I think it qualifies as a resolution don’t you?
Twister Hooves and Balloons (Oh My!)
I repeated those three words all the way back from our walk so I’d remember to talk about them and you might want to not click
Santa’s Retching – The Movie – PLUS! The New Hit Single
I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING — Rudolph
Are there crash courses on meditation?
Because serenity fucking now already
I am the Tortoise AND the Hare... also the Walrus
Koo Koo Ca-Choo (spellcheck just keeled over)
Help Wanted
Went to the gym yesterday for the first time since the pandem-onium and am writing today’s blog horizontally
Refrain is A Beautiful Homonym when it comes to my new Christmas jingle
To the tune of Silver Bells, the children laughing part, and inspired by a flailing lawn-Santa down the street, my refrain – which I obviously can’t – goes like so…
It’s Okay to be Okay
I mean, you know, hanging in is perfectly fine
Ten Things I Googled Last Week
And One I Didn’t
Oh look... a Flying Fuckaroo!
Not to be a drama queen but going to work every day feels like a fucking sentence or maybe more of an essay or maybe a fucking dissertation on the sudden proliferation of Flying Fuckaroos narrated by (pause) David (pause) fucking (pause) Attenborough (sigh)
Homing from Work
Gettin’ shit done
Tango!
Good luck with this one, dear readers, apologies in advance and all that, but whoever said it takes two to tango should have seen me this morning
Final Draft, Second Wind
I ran all the way home for that headline
Serenity When?
I’m over thinking again. Or is it over-thinking? Or maybe it’s overthinking
Mornings And Other Contagions
A series of unsnarky observations
