Well okay maybe it’s more of a fort but it’s a pretty nice place to yurt

It’s a cartoon fort. It’s nice and messy and warm and there’s a place for Daisy to stick her nose in and a spot for Lily to curl up and I have a diffuser and some warm glowy lights and a plant or two and a nice red chaircouch I got from EQ3 that’s shaped like a dentist chair and a window and one of those little lap tables where I yurt which is a fake acronym for make shit up.

It’s fucking awesome

Now I’m thinking one of those mini ice cream makers might fit nicely in here and also, in an effort to keep with the decorating theme, one of those automatic refillers like they have at the dentist. You know the one by the spit sink? You take a drink and then you put the cup back on the thingy and it fills back up automatically. I would just connect it to a different source is all.

Maybe one of these days you can come try it out

Also in this fort, which is the size of a quite small bedroom, is my yoga mat and sometimes I lay or lie or low down on it and take a long child’s pose and it reminds me of when we used to take naps in kindergarten. Which was totally weird and uncomfortable and unnatural and un other things, too, like unnormal mostly. I just remember laying or lying there feeling intense loneliness, afraid to fall asleep because I thought that if I fell asleep in a strange place I might not be able to find my way back.

One more other weird thing I thought?

Okay. Just one though: I thought we lived INSIDE the earth. Yup. For a long time and I still remember when it dawned on me that we were were actually plastered to the outside rather than dangling on the inside.

I’ve been sort of drunk ever since.

Holyfuckingshit listen to me go on or maybe don’t and btw if you know any shrinks that need a laugh and do yurt calls you can give them my link, you sweet potato you

As you know subtlety is my thing, next to manners that is, so that and the other little veggie nod are terms of endearment and my way of giving thanks to those of you celebrating Thanksgiving this weekend because you guys got the turkey out.

Here’s cartoon two. So far I’ve only got the hand down but if I ever work out the rest of the body which quite Franky isn’t looking great right now is it spellcheck, I’ll start popping (oh so you are there, spellcheck) people in and they’ll be real cartoons Pinocchio.