Things for which alcohol really is the answer

Things for which alcohol really is the answer:

1. When the question is why do you smell like a pirate?

2. Fattening up

3. Karaoke

4. Regret, especially long-standing

5. When you prefer alcohol to be the question

6. When you just took one step forward and it’s time for the backward two

7. When the question is what do you take in your coffee?

8. Wallflowerness

9. When you reach 10 in a list about things for which alcohol really is the answer

10. When you had to remove number four due to inappropriateness