OK Brad
The guy has major influence and he’s speaking to a room full of other major influencers and here’s what he said instead of going all Greta which he totally should have. “If you get the opportunity to be kind tomorrow, take it.” I mean Holy Fucking Moly Brad. Haven’t you heard? Tomorrow never comes
It’s coincidence that just now, when I was typing that intro on my phone on the train, I happened to be listening to Glen Campbell singing Tomorrow Never Comes and it fit right in there. It’s gonna be a good day.
Anyway. So Brad Pitt won a Golden Globe. Good for him, good for Quentin, and good for Hollywood I guess. I don’t know about you but I got that I’d share the raft joke like right the fuck away but that room full of twinkling stars didn’t seem to get it, at least not right away anyway, because there was this big weird pause before the laughter started and even then it was just twit-tering if you catch my drift.
I didn’t even watch the whole thing. Nope. That kind of shit makes me cranky. I don’t know why. It just does. And I don’t know if you can tell but even the little bits and pieces I saw this morning made me a little cranky, which generally improves my performance at the gym although it’s really not much of a performance per se whatever that means. But I kill it when I’m mad. Problem is that this morning I was wearing leggings that are new and the seams haven’t calmed down yet and there is (or at least was) a super stand-uppy fuck off spellcheck seam right at my tailbone which I didn’t know at the time but it actually dug in when I was going like mad on the rowing machine.
So now I have to sit on the edge of my seat, sort of like I’m expecting something, you know, like a spider to twirl into my peripheral or for lunchtime, both of which are almost always the case anyway
Maybe some GO riders made the New Year’s Resolution to drive more because this train is empty. Or maybe they just all resolved to get to work on time, the show-offs. Either way, keep it up motherfuckers.
Did I tell you my resolution? It’s to drink more water. I know, right?
So far it’s going okay thanks although it does have its moments like going anywhere for more than an hour at a time, but otherwise, it’s pretty good.
Also, and infinitely more challenging, I have decided to raise my expectations and ask more from the universe and everything else, just not more raisins or Trump or bills please.
