Perfectly acceptable reasons to hoard
Reasons to hang on to whatever the hell is in your closet, just like Auntie Gladys did.
It is only slightly too small in a relative way
You saw the matching one just the other day or week
You are a strong woman, with bandaids, and you can work them in
It’s perfect for poorly-lit situations, such as twilight and dawn
You will find the courage to wear it during the next power outage or total eclipse of the sun, whichever comes first
You don’t need a reason!
An occasion will come, possibly within the decade, for which it is perfectly apropos
It’s hand-knit
You cannot possibly give it away due to its initial, life-altering expense
It would make a nice nightie
