Some lists are doomed from the get-go

Some lists are doomed from the get-go. Like these ones:

1. How to get along with the people you work with:
   1. Alcohol (Oh dear, wrong list!)

2. My favourite thing to do at the gym:
   1. Leave

3. Things I am delusional about:
   1.

4. Ways to appear more tolerant, accepting, and kind:
   1. Impersonate practically anyone

5. Reasons to engage in conversation with other dog walkers:
   1. Borrowing poo bags

6. Ways in which I will eat healthier:
   1. Chew each mouthful at least 30 times

7. Why I should visit Uncle George:
   1. The Will

8. Why I should stop wearing so much black:
   1. Visibility

9. Why I should get out more:
   1. Drinking alone is frowned upon

10. Why I should host Easter Dinner:
    1. I don’t have to worry about getting invited/allowed back.