The downside of losing weight when you’re older

Good thing you’re bolder, too.

1. Nobody notices

2. Arm flaps

3. Baggy clothes make you look poor, which could easily come true if you keep replacing everything

4. Eye flaps

5. If people do notice, they don’t say anything in case you’re dying

6. No bum

7. Resting concern-face

8. Your new glasses look even stupider

9. Unless you take up ice cream again, and in a big way quickly, you must abandon the new sunglasses that came all the way from Paris, you idiot

10. Other flaps get flappier in a surprising and sometimes audible way?