Things Alexa doesn’t know

1. Where your other sock is

2. If that couch makes you look fat

3. What Siri is up to tonight

4. If your hair looks too big

5. Why you ate that

6. Any good come-back lines or even average ones

7. Why Amazon called her Alexa

8. Where’s the cat

9. Anything about your past (or does she?)

10. How to be a better sport