Things that I used to think were perfect (but now they’re not)

The flaws in these once agreeable pastimes are getting more plentiful

1. Cupcaking They might seem perfect at a glance or a whiff but they aren’t unless they are the kind I make in my mind which are layered just like a real cake and also slightly bigger than a cupcake, in all directions

2. Chatting on the phone only if you know how to chat point-form

3. Playing frisbee I played recently and got a forearm rash

4. Payday! Poof!

5. Shopping (at a store) unless it’s grocery shopping when I’m hungry, which I love, forget it

6. TV The good stuff is on too late and PVR is not set up properly due to incompetence

7. Reading in Bed I dislike waking up not knowing where I am although it didn’t bother me in my 20s

8. Concerts and other live performances Too long

9. Podcasts Too many

10. Kale salad Too farty