Stupid things I’ve heard people say

Some of these I may have imagined. Others I heard a long time ago, and what with one thing or another, I may not remember them exactly. I have made almost no effort toward accuracy, and have instead speculated freely.

1. covfefe
   – Donald Trump (pet name for coffee with wifefe, Melania)

2. We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester. And certainly cyber is one of them.
   – Donald Trump (to favoured bath toy, Lester)

3. Watch this!
   – Louis C.K.

4. Don’t watch this!
   – R. Kelly

5. We are in hot water!
   – Lester

6. We are in over our heads!
   – Lester

7. I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
   – Arnold Schwarzenegger

8. I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.
   – Cameron Diaz or Sir Isaac Newton (it’s a quiz!)

9. It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. 
   – Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

10. We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
    – Lee Iaocca