How long has it been?
Roughly, I mean
This cleanse is making me nicely light-headed... but
there are dire (abbv) consequences
Dear Pelvic Floor
I miss you. I think about you all the time especially when hiking
How was your Summer?
That’s an Ontario question, summer was last week, today it’s back to hats and mitts which I had already stored and had to drag from the green garbage bag in the middle of my bedroom ffs
I am a shy girl with wildly fluctuating self esteem
So why do I full-on holler the most ridiculous things I wonder
Triangles were first on my shopping list
also wax, Wendsley, crans, and murder so like, thanks, auto-current and Siri, you guys sock
I Can See You From Here
I have needed my second cataract surgery since before the pandemonium
Divine-ish Intervention
Something made my coffee pot go on an hour early today
These new EXIT signs are more like MAD-DASH-TO-THE-WASHROOM signs
Every time I see one I end up outside needing to pee
Feels like something’s gonna pop doesn’t it?
Or is it just me?
