How was your Summer?
That’s an Ontario question, summer was last week, today it’s back to hats and mitts which I had already stored and had to drag from the green garbage bag in the middle of my bedroom ffs
I am a shy girl with wildly fluctuating self esteem
So why do I full-on holler the most ridiculous things I wonder
Triangles were first on my shopping list
also wax, Wendsley, crans, and murder so like, thanks, auto-current and Siri, you guys sock
I Can See You From Here
I have needed my second cataract surgery since before the pandemonium
Divine-ish Intervention
Something made my coffee pot go on an hour early today
These new EXIT signs are more like MAD-DASH-TO-THE-WASHROOM signs
Every time I see one I end up outside needing to pee
Feels like something’s gonna pop doesn’t it?
Or is it just me?
Hope
I think it’s what keeps the idea of heaven afloat
I art directed a photoshoot yesterday the subject of which was a Monk
You don’t want to know the short form of that sentence, do you?
Yjrtrd s storm coming today and all the colours are out as are all the possibilities
Come closer I’ll tell you what’s up
Is Optimism Real?
What about rhetorical questions?
Giving Up The Ghosts
I’m not sure what that means exactly or even remotely but I think it qualifies as a resolution don’t you?
Twister Hooves and Balloons (Oh My!)
I repeated those three words all the way back from our walk so I’d remember to talk about them and you might want to not click
Santa’s Retching – The Movie – PLUS! The New Hit Single
I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING — Rudolph
Are there crash courses on meditation?
Because serenity fucking now already
I am the Tortoise AND the Hare... also the Walrus
Koo Koo Ca-Choo (spellcheck just keeled over)
Help Wanted
Went to the gym yesterday for the first time since the pandem-onium and am writing today’s blog horizontally
Refrain is A Beautiful Homonym when it comes to my new Christmas jingle
To the tune of Silver Bells, the children laughing part, and inspired by a flailing lawn-Santa down the street, my refrain – which I obviously can’t – goes like so…
